This guy.- We dated. And you go and say those things around employee’s and MY BROTHER. 

This guy.- You are dating the one girl who told you about the guy she had sex with A WEEK AFTER YOU BROKE UP.

This guy.- Just stop texting me every 6 hours saying HEY! I don’t want to talk to you right now. Not obvious enough?

This guy.- Just say hey for once. Why do I always have to do the talking. Why do I always have to initiate conversation. Why do I have to look like an idiot?

May I ask, what is it with you guys these days. You’re either an asshole, an idiot, or you just can’t tell when you need to stop or start. Why are the females doing the manly things. Why are females becoming the men, and the men are becoming hopeless?

Why do I have to waste my time on this crap?!